We’re Back! – The Lonely Island
Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let’s get ’em Kiv!
Aye yo my d_ck don’t work, that sh_t is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin’ at me like “You for real dude?”
Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell ’em Andy!
I think there might be something wrong with my d_ck
It’s like a melted stick of b_tter so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.
Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin’ on us, I gotta run all these motherf_ckers myself! Whoo!
Aye yo I think I broke my d_ck in the sink
it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby.
HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let ’em know!
Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky d_ck.
Every time I take a piss it smells just like sh_t.
HAHA yeah that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Andy show ’em how it’s done!
My d_ck looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.
LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN!
Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my d_ck.
We make too much money for this sh_t, murder music!
I sh_t the bed cause my d_ck played a prank on my b_tt
HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY’ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
It wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
WHAT?! MOTHERF_CKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y’ALL GOT?
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons f_ck
got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts
WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA’LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERF_CKERS!
LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SH_T! THE WORLD NEEDS US!
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