You Drink, You Drive, You Spill – NOFX
I say don?t drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind
That wheel, just stop & think
You can take you chances
But there?s so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There?s so much wasted booze
I?m not so worried
About how many I kill
I?m much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are caused by pixilated
The other 65 are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
The sober team