1990s – Ren
“Ren!”
“What?”
“Get off MSN Messanger!”
“Just give me ten minutes!”
“I need to use the phone”
“Oh, hang on, I’m just finishin'”
“No, come off, noooww!”
As a 10-year-old, hell yeah, I was cool
I wasn’t shooting any b-ball outside of the school
I was shooting old people with my potato gun
Throwing water bombs at cars and playing knock door run
A ten-year-old terrorist
Armed with an arsenal of 6 eggs and a super soaker filled with piss
Just a little kid though, never meant any harm
Now I see kids with knives twice the size of their arms
They’re like “Blud, I’m gonna cause you damage,”
Man, what’s wrong with you!
You’re only 10, go on play some Dungeons and Dragons
At your age I was catching frisbees, not chlamydia
My very favorite artist was ‘X gon give it to ya!”
Okay, I lied. I was listening to Five
And “I’m blue, daba dee daba die,” but that’s alright
I’m just a regular, every day type of guy
From the very best decade on this earth!
1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me!
And I wouldn’t wanna have it any other way, no
I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they’re crazy!
And if you wanna play Tekken 2, I’ll put you away
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90’s, the 90’s, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90’s, the 90’s
Rihanna, babe I’m sorry I wasn’t that rude
But I can solve a Rubik’s cube in only 15 moves (braap)
I’m a rude boy, boy, I could get it up
And it’s all Geri Halliwell, it’s like it was stuck up
Got a Tamagotchi, tama-got-me hooked
And got a Pokemon card, and it’s a shiny one, look!
I was chilling with my homeboys, playing pogs
Mad skills on my yo-yo, walking the dog
And on Sim-City, I’m God, flashing shoes when I jog
I’m playing frogger, jump the log, I cross the road with the frog
And I was feared at my school, I was well hard
You don’t f_ck with a kid with a Charizard!
1990s, baby! The year that my mommy made me!
And I wouldn’t wanna have it any other way, no
I played Nintendo daily, my Sonic skills, yeah they’re crazy!
What? You wanna play Gran Turismo? Bring it mate
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90’s, the 90’s, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90’s, the 90’s
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90’s, the 90’s, yeah!
Screw Calvin Harris, cause I was born in the 90’s, the 90’s
Eating sugar p_ssypuffys, but watching Buffy, backflipping puppy
I’m feeling lucky, stack Monopoly money, honey
I’m saved by the bell, love it like Kenan & Kel
Love it and, “Who loves orange soda”
Bring it back to the 90’s baby, I got the power ranger
Flashing lights on my trainers, plastic light saber
Damn tomb raider, wanna raid your womb properly
Hold on a second, here’s my 6 inch floppy… disk (hee hee)
I’m the fastest at [?]
A megabyte an hour, on my dial-up modem
That’s quick, yeah! The fastest on my street
Put a bowl on my head, I shaved the sides off, sweet!
Gola on my feet, Puma on my jumper
Yeah I know fashion, on my tape playing [?]
Spice girls out! I know what it’s about
2 becomes 1, I played that proud
I played that loud, I’m a zig a zig, ahh
With my furby, playing Kirby, on my blow up couch
So keep your iPhone, I’m a Nokia baby
199 to the 0, the year that my mommy made me
