Sabrina Carpenter Slim Pickins Lyrics
Verse 1
Guess I’ll end this life alone
I am not dramatic
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
All the douchebags in my phone
Play ’em like a slot machine
If they’re winnin’, I’m just losin’
Pre-Chorus
A boy who’s jacked and kind
Can’t find his ass to save my life
Chorus
Oh, it’s slim pickings
If I can’t have the one I love
I guess it’s you that I’ll be kissin’
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I’ll just keep on moanin’ and bitchin’
Post-Chorus
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Verse 2
Jesus, what’s a girl to do?
This boy doesn’t even know
The difference between “there,” “their” and “they are”
Yet he’s naked in my room
Missin’ all the things he’s missin’
God knows that he isn’t livin’ large
Pre-Chorus
A boy who’s nice, that breathes
I swear he’s nowhere to be seen
Chorus
It’s slim pickings
If I can’t have the one I love
I guess it’s you that I’ll be kissin’
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I’ll just keep on moanin’ and bitchin’
Post-Chorus
Moanin’ and bitchin’
Outro
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin’
Then I’ll just be here in the kitchen
Servin’ up some moanin’ and bitchin’
Credits & Details
Producer
Jack Antonoff
Writers
Sabrina Carpenter, Amy Allen & Jack Antonoff
Mixed At
MixStar Studios
Publisher
Sabalicious Songs, Universal Music Group, Kenny + Betty Tunes, Warner/Chappell & Ducky Donath Music
Assistant Recording Engineer
Jozef Caldwell & Joey Miller
Recording Engineer
Laura Sisk, Oli Jacobs & Jack Manning
Mastering Engineer
Ruairi O’Flaherty
Mixing Engineer
Șerban Ghenea & Bryce Bordone